I am the one who
All creatures must come to
I like things to run
Efficiently
No use pretending
There's no happy ending
I don't understand what they mean
When they say

"Oh deary me
I think we've come a little too far!
Won't you set us free?"
NO!
Coz I am The Registrar!

I have a job to do
So please don't ask me to
Make an exception for you
If you are here then it's perfectly clear
What the next thing is
I have to do
So don't say

"Oh deary me
I think we've come a little too far!
Won't you set us free?"
NO!
Coz I am The Registrar!

"Oh deary me
I think we've come a little too far!
Won't you set us free?"
NO!
Coz I am The Registrar!

So goodbye to dogs
Who have popped off their clogs
And from now will not be any more!
Don't look surprised
You're to be fossilized
There are plenty it's happened to before
And they all say

"Oh deary me
I think we've come a little too far!
Won't you set us free?"
NO!
Coz I am The Registrar!

"Oh deary me
I think we've come a little too far!
Won't you set us free?"
NO!
Coz I am The Registrar!
I am The Registrar!
I am The Registrar!